1. Aren't homecoming games supposed to be against doormat cupcakes that your team just rolls over and runs off the road? And here we bring in the Coastal Division leader with a 6-2 record and fresh off a comeback win over North Carolina. I mean a homecoming opponent is a team you are supposed to flatten by scores like 48-7. On second thought .....
2. Or as Gameday's Lee Corso put it, "Duke? ........... No chance." Not exactly true, Lee. There's always a chance. In this case about as much chance as Gene Deckerhoff seeing that pig flying over Sun Life Stadium last week.
3. Following that 75 yard punt return for a touchdown and several long returns by Tyler Hunter, the thought came to mind that Jimbo Fisher changing the punt returner maybe wasn't such a good idea after all. IT WAS A GREAT IDEA!!!! Well, it was a great idea for most of the game, if you know what I mean.
4. After last week's stellar officiating job where several offensive pass interference calls were made against Kelvin Benjamin, raise your hand please if you wondered where the flag was for said offense on Benjamin's ankle breaking crumple to the ground juke on Duke CB Lee Butler.
5. And on said game from last week, I am sure all FSU fans hope crew chief David Epperley enjoyed his weekend off.
6. The wit and Wisdom of Mrs. BFT. Following Duke's ill-fated onside kick to start the 3rd quarter that resulted in not recovering the ball but included an illegal touching penalty giving the ball to FSU at the Duke 29 yard line and two plays later a Devonta Freeman touchdown run came the question from the couch, "I wonder if they will try that again?" BTW, if you didn't see the rest of the game ..... they didn't. Good choice.
7. You know that sound car tires make on the pavement when you hit the brakes too hard, that screeching sound? Envision that sound made by William Floyd in his color analysis of Freeman's coming to a dead stop on a dime move at the line of scrimmage as he immediately changed direction to go around right end. Who knew Bar None did sound effects so well?
8. The award for best description of the Seminoles' prowess on kickoff coverage goes to Deckerhoff for his, "they make aspirin for guys who want to return kickoffs against Florida State" following yet another slobberknocking of the ball carrier at the 17 yard line.
9. The "You Knew It Was Coming Award" goes to ESPNU for flashing Duke PK Ross Martin's statistic of making 14 straight field goals. The result of his 24 yard attempt? Oh, do I even have to say it?
10. Congrats to Louisville in winning its annual Keg of Nails game against Cincinnati. But if I understand college kids correctly, wouldn't they rather be playing for a keg of beer?
Bonus Inwardly Random and Dubiously Meaningless Thoughts
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