If this report is true, Terry Bowden is the new coach of the Akron Zips of the Mid-American Conference. Terry was a grad assistant there in the mid-80s, hence the connection. Of course, we'd all expect the Akron job would be a two-Bowden deal -- both Terry and younger brother Jeff. But no question this would end a pipeline of former FSU players. While Bowden will try to lure Seminole flunk-outs, misfits and dropouts to Akron, they won't be able to play right away, as they could at UNA. That's because the Zips are an FBS school. Lotsa luck, Terry. Just don't expect Alabama BBQ in the Tire Capital of the World.