They're both outta Miami. First, Snooki and her well-tanned crew packed up. Now, Athletic Director Kirby Hocutt jilts U.M. for Texas Tech. Apparently, some say, because the whole South Beach thing had a little too much bling for a teetotaling midwestern guy and his family.
Hocutt's departure from Coral Gables is just the latest espisode of turmoil in Miami's program. But wait, there's more. The Orlando Sentinel reports the Hurricane's new head man may be...a former gator. And the plot thickens.