What if during Erin Andrews's post-Champs Bowl chat with Bobby Bowden, FSU's Coach said something along the lines of, "Erin, I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that this is my final game coaching Florida State. I'll be retiring as of tonight and I wish Jimbo and the team all the best in the coming years."
How would you feel? Elated? Surprised? Devastated?
You might be ready for the news, whenever it comes. But will you be ready for the change that will follow? FSU's program will never be the same. In fact, neither will college football.
This is not a sympathy plea on behalf of Bowden. We don't embrace either extreme of FSU fans: On one side, those who want him gone now; on the other, Bowden faithful who believe he should be able to stay as long as he likes.
Whatever your feelings about Bobby's future, though, his retirement will mean among other things:
Less coverage of FSU Football. Like it or not, Bowden is the face of the program and drives much of the team's media coverage. No offense to Jimbo, but dadgumit, he can't hold a candle to the funny, quirky quote machine known to the press simply as Bobby.
Fewer FSU games on TV. Mediocre teams aren't on television 11 or 12 times every season -- unless they have a living college football legend at the helm. Which is why, even during the Noles mediocre 7 - 6 seasons, fans were able to catch virtually every game on the tube.
Florida State loses a special place in football history. Many Nole fans have become blase´ about the Bobby vs. JoPa competition. But 50 years from now the one who actually becomes the winningest coach will still be a household name, and their school will continue to reap the benefits. Chances are that will be Paterno and Penn State if Bowden retires at the end of 2009.
There'll never be another like him. First, it's a pretty safe bet no coach will ever approach him in number of wins. Second, you'll never see such a genuine, tell-it-like-it-is, good old boy personality. Today's successful coach is as cold and calculating as a Fortune 500 CEO, and as political as a congressional candidate in a tight race. There's no better example than the humorless corporate-style equivocator running the show in Gainesville.
Again, this is not a guilt trip for those eager for a change. Just a sobering consideration of what all that change will bring. Like the old song says, you don't know what you've got until you lose it.
Comments? Questions? Kudos?