Yeah, it's a slow news day. So with a week to go before the turf starts flying in Spring Practice, it's time to sharpen your tongue and learn some new ways to put down gators, canes and other deserving targets.
And here's a great place to start: a wacky site called Turf Sports. Their collection of CFB insults is the best we've seen.
Sure, you'll find a couple that knock the Noles. But just insert the name of any school you wanna slam and impress friends with your seemingly endless ability to dump on their team.