By Bill from Tampa
1. The Patently Obvious Comment Award goes to Bobby Bowden’s post-game statement “The first half was the worst football I have ever seen us play.” Any dissenters?
2. Gene Deckerhoff summing up FSU’s offense in the first half: “Graham Gano will have worn out his leg by halftime.”
3. The best laid plans gone awry: From PT Willis during the pre-game show, “We want to be 2nd and 4, 5 or 6.” PT was close. He was only off by about ten yards. Unfortunately in the other direction. Those offensive plays in the first half had a familiar look to them.
4. The wit and wisdom of Mrs. BFT. With 20 minutes played in the game and no FSU possession across the 50 yard line, following Roosevelt Lawson’s blocked punt came from the couch “So that’s what Clemson’s side of the field looks like.”
5. Not real sure, just a guess mind you. But after Daren Rose was flagged for holding thus thwarting a FSU drive, I got the impression that OL coach Rick Trickett was somewhat slightly “perturbed” at Mr. Rose. Could have been the bulging blood vessels that were the giveaway.
6. Show of hands please. The second they showed ACC referee Ron Cherry how many of you said to yourself “PLEASE GOD, NOT THAT ***&(#)!!!(*@*(*%&%@!^(!(((@!!! CREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And once again that crew did not disappoint with yet another “classic” performance.
7. It had to be a trick play. With FSU driving and following a delay of game penalty in the 4th qtr PT Willis commented “You just can’t do that.” Cue a Richard Goodman 9 yard touchdown catch. That sure fooled PT. Jimbo Fisher is one crafty son of a gun isn’t he.
8. If the old adage “if you have two quarterbacks you have none” is true, then in Notre Dame’s case with three QBs apparently you have a debacle.
9. The TV announcer jinx strikes again. With the Herd down 10-0 to Miami late in the second quarter, came the comment from the TV booth “All Marshall has to do is do something positive before the half.” The very next play? You guessed it, an interception by Miami’s Calais Campbell and two plays later a Hurricane touchdown. Probably not the positive Marshall had in mind.
10. Apparently the US housing market crisis has struck the Big House as well.
Bonus Excessively Random and Extremely Meaningless Thoughts
11. Fifth ranked Michigan paid the Mountaineers $400,000 to play that game. One can only think that was money NOT well spent. Surely they can find someone to beat them for fewer dollars than that.
12. Final Virginia stats in a 23-3 loss to Wyoming: 110 total yards with 5 first downs and just 7 yards rushing. Where have we seen this before, a team entrusting the offensive coordinator position to the head coach's son? Yeah, that never goes wrong. Penn State comes to mind. South Carolina and Skip Holtz. Sorry, can’t think of any others.
13. Pre-game quote from Mississippi State Head Coach Sylvester Croom: “If we don’t score, we’re dead.” Funeral arrangements following the Bulldogs 45-0 loss to LSU will be held Thursday at …….
14. If you saw Syracuse play last Saturday apparently they have a new strategy to win games by blinding their opponents with those spiffy new orange (emphasis on orange) uniforms with brightness somewhere just below that of the Sun. Syracuse’s nickname is definitely very appropriate now.
15. Brent Musberger commenting on the controversy at Cal where new athletic facilities to be built requiring a number of trees to be cut down that is being vigorously opposed by environmental groups, “There are hippies in the oak trees.” Hippies at Cal-Berkley?? Who knew?
Comments? Questions? Kudos?