Wonder how many of these they'll sell in South Bend?

And pardon the piling on, but we couldn't help noticing these passages from the Notre Dame Undergrad Honor Code (Embarrassing Irony Alert):

'Part of the mission of the University is also to nurture in each student a sense of moral responsibility... As members of an academic and spiritual community, we work together to answer difficult questions, often collaborating to answer these questions, to solve problems, and to communicate effectively the knowledge we acquire through inquiry."